Why is the giant Peter Crouch using such small golf clubs?
No, neither do we...

Why is the giant Peter Crouch using such small golf clubs?
It's the equivalent of Shaquille O'Neal driving a Nissan Micra in an extra-small Topman scoop-neck. Peter Crouch, at 6ft 7" playing golf with clubs better suited to a seven-year-old.
With all the money in the world, you think the Stoke City striker could afford a custom fitting.
And a new golfing wardrobe by the looks of it...