Eurovision Song Contest says "No" to golf balls. Ok, thanks for that!
Golf balls on the 'Prohibited Items" list at the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest in Portugal.

Should any of you golf fanatics out there be planning on attending the 2018 Eurovision Song Contest in Portugal next month - which let's face it you might be given the stunning courses out there - let it be known you will be refused entry should you have a Pro V1, TP5 or Chrome Soft in your pocket.
Organisers have published a list of articles that will not be allowed in the Altice Arena and it contains a few things that you might not expect, such as golf balls and helmets
One Twitter user thought it was only right to re-jig the list slightly...
Jeez. I've just seen the second page of the EBU's prohibited items at #Eurovision. It just gets worse. pic.twitter.com/nXVJahPl2Z
— Pif Paf Blog (@ESCPifPaf) April 24, 2018
The Eurovision Song Contest will be held on Saturday May 12 in Lisbon.
In case you care, the United Kingdom are represented by SuRie. Here's a look at the song that will probably receive Nil points...